i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.
when your next victim finally comes into the stall
This is fucked up. I’m crying.
aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it
Don’t feel weird. Someone will befriend you or you befriend someone else. My first day in high school as a freshman I sat down next to this black chick (she was terrifying) and had like 44DD’s and I said, “Hi” and she goes, “What you want” and I paused for a minute deciding if I should engage this woman who could probably kill me with her pinkie finger, and I looked her straight in the eye and said “I’d like you to possibly be friends?” She raise her hand up at me, and I like a duck like closed my eyes and waited for the beating I was going to endure and when nothing happened I opened my eyes to see her eating my fries. “I’m Diamond” and ever since that time we were bff’s throughout school.
She became a lesbian and asked me out.