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bombaree:

i told a boy i liked his hair today in class and he laughed a little and could hardly say “thanks” and then buried his head in his hands the second i turned around i think i made him flustered omg

(Source: zygoats, via touchtheveil)

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

(via han-rawr)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(Source: shalrath, via han-rawr)

flowury:

flowury:

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

(via han-rawr)

Writing the dramatic death scene

1lostone:

maxkirin:

In your head:

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In paper:

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this made me laugh so hard because it’s so accurate.

(via han-rawr)

“ dude just wait until the banjo drops ”

—    my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)

(via tenlevelsofawkward)

uberzers:

I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any. 

(Source: blackspider, via mega-freaking-absol)

chinitaxxx:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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"just call them and ask"image

(via doctorpanda92)

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

(Source: liveleak.com, via thedemonalchemist)

wreckedstate:

iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

He had a show on MTV…..?

(via givemeonemoretry)

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

(via entrywound)

omgrunlol:

powerlesbian:

today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my god

(Source: auntiewitch, via thedemonalchemist)

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(Source: r-pollo, via han-rawr)

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: asianfetus, via eyeballfarts)