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Writing the dramatic death scene

1lostone:

maxkirin:

In your head:

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In paper:

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this made me laugh so hard because it’s so accurate.

(via han-rawr)

“ dude just wait until the banjo drops ”

—    my friend talking about mumford & sons (via howidiotic)

(via tenlevelsofawkward)

uberzers:

I was expecting an explanation at the end of this but there wasn’t any. 

(Source: blackspider, via mega-freaking-absol)

chinitaxxx:

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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"just call them and ask"image

(via doctorpanda92)

aperturemurder:

I can show you the world.

I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT

(Source: liveleak.com, via thedemonalchemist)

wreckedstate:

iamburdenedwiththisgloriousname:

Bo Burnham after his show on MTV was canceled.

He had a show on MTV…..?

(via givemeonemoretry)

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

(via entrywound)

omgrunlol:

powerlesbian:

today i learned domesticated talking birds that escape are teaching wild talking birds expletives that sometimes become that flock’s group call

can you imagine being out on a nature walk and randomly hearing a group of birds screaming HEY ASSHOLE

oh my god

(Source: auntiewitch, via thedemonalchemist)

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(Source: r-pollo, via han-rawr)

ernoji:

tru friends ignore each other’s acne

(Source: asianfetus, via eyeballfarts)

yuekono:

destiel-ismyotp:

tuesday-mooseday:

kauthecat:

the-vashta-nerada:

you know how in musicals the couple will start singing the same song no matter how far apart they are

what if that happened in real life

what if you were just at a restaurant one day and you started rANDOMLY SINGING because your soulmate decided to sing a duet in the shower

Omfg! What if this is why you get a song stuck in your head! Because your soulmate is singing it somewhere!

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IT GOT BETTER

JESUS CHRIST

(via hermionesharrypotteressays)

taylorswiftordie13:

knowyoubetter:

yourselfatmydoor:

colorsinautumn:

breakburnandends:

if taylor got a blog we’d be all [sweats nervously] [deletes posts from that one night where we made up scenarios where she killed her ex boyfriends]

[deletes posts from the chicken nugget night]

[deletes posts about the glowstick secret]

[deletes posts about wonderfuck condoms]

[deletes posts about Becky and her marijuana addicted life style]

(via itstakenmethislong)

unpopulaur:

"You should smile more!"

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"You look tired!"

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"Are you really going to eat all that?"

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Is it that time of month?

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"You’re just being dramatic"

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"You have terrible taste"

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"Just exercise and eat less!"

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"Thats really slutty"

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"I love Robin Thicke!"

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the possibilities are endless!

(via doctorkatelyn)

(Source: whatismgmt, via shadequeensupreme)